"Serena, Miss Vancouver of 1998.
We got her," Howard boasts.
Serena's
credits
Hot Babes" 1996 centerfold
"Young fillies of Alberta" 1997 centerfold
"Matchless" 1998 cover girl
"Montreal Debutantes 1998 Most wanted.
"Get em when you Can" 1996 most asked for model by Canadian cowmen.
1999 guest of Joe Corn Dog's international radio Talk Show
Played Church Matron in Reverend Still's Bubble Story
Her credits are endless. But no matter how much success the Vancouver native enjoyed she always dreamed of a better life. "The U.S.," she wanted more than life itself. "Because only here could I enjoy the unique opportunities afforded by the most wide open topless scene on the continent."
At last Serena has achieved her life long quest. A special team sent to Toronto where Serena had migrated to from Vancouver snapped her up in front of her body guards which then escorted her to the nearest airport.
Upon her arrival at the St Louis airport she was personally escorted by Howard himself to a waiting Ferrari, the exact one that won Le Mans in 1998. It took Howard only 17 minutes to get Serena to Dollies after a police escort took up the rear as soon as the sports car hit 155 miles per hour on highway 70.
After bribing the cops with 27 ounces of gold Howard found himself back in command.
"Serena is now a Dollies girl," Howard promised the glad handing cops. "We will make her a fixture here and when she dies of old age , we will stuff her and put her on our wall as an example to all."
Calcutta----------Miss Calgary 1998,, Chid's Sister competitor number 2.
Calcutta's
Credits:
1997 winner women's division Calgary Stampede
"Stripper Magazine"-------1998 winner
"Lap dance Review"------1997 winner for giving most memorable lap dance of the year
"Private Quarterly"---------Awarded the 1998 annual gold trophy for having the best rear end view seen in private company.
"Babes and Bikes"--------The unanimous
Selection by the Hells Angels, the Lords of the road and the Black Gauntlet motorcycle joint tribune as the most desired woman to share that Harley seat on a transcontinental trip.
Calcutta's Dream
"My dream," Calcutta is reported telling a group of Toronto strip club junkies, "is to become a Dollies dancer. I only wish someone could come forth like a knight in shining armor and rescue me from this Canadian Strip Club hell hole."
Within one week of asking for her dream, Calcutta found her knights in the rescue squad sent to Canada by Howard.
That tells it all....for now. Sure, the Canadians got Tori, but the Americans thanks to super patriot Howard got their revenge by stealing two of the finest strippers in Canadian club history.
The Studmuffin Times once more predicts victory to the Americans. After sending its reporters to a club down the street from Dollies, our paper, quotes Tommy, Metro East Club owner par excellence confidently boasting American superiority. "Face it......Any real dancer worth her salt wants a piece of the big apple and that big apple can only be found in the St Louis Metro East clubs--mine and Dollies for instance. They don't want that nasty worm in the apple------the infested Toronto scene. And that's why when it is all said and done we will steal two dancers for everyone of ours they get. And we play fair. Just look at how I run this place."
How Howard got the two Canadian dancers through a Commando style raid
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